I just made bacon in a sandwich maker

(2x20) - (5x17)
gardenias - secret love
queen’s lace - sanctuary

Kids, there’s more than one story of how I met your mother. You know the short version, the thing with your mom’s yellow umbrella, but there’s a bigger story…


i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism


this is literally what it’s like to be 21


Idk I kinda lost hope for skyeward after this episode. Ward just seemed so fake the whole time. And poor Phil, yet another betrayal